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Saturday, October 11, 2008

Ding-Dong Ditch



Original Story Posted on: June 25, 2008

What is it about kids these days that they have to do stupid things to the neighbors?  Just now (it is 10:30pm) someone rang our doorbell.  Adolf goes nuts and is barking his head off.  Bob is upstairs working in his office and I'm downstairs in the kitchen.  We all go to the door and ask who it is.  Nobody.  We turn on the lights and there is nobody there.  Naturally, we let Adolf out the front door.  I was hoping he'd find them and take a bite out of their butt and bring it back to me so that I could roast it on an open fire. 

Now that the kids are out of school, I guess they have too much time on their hands so they will piss off the neighbors.  I just hope they fall in one of the holes in our front yard from the irrigation system we're trying to put in.  A nice broken leg would teach them real quick don't you think?

What is really scary is here I sit in my sunroom surrounded by windows and while I sit here holding down the couch in the dark with the only light coming from this laptop, I just scooted down on the couch so that my head was not visible from the window.  Is that nuts?  My backyard is nothing but heavy woods.  We live in a fairly nice area, but hey, there are crazy people all around us.  Just read the front page of the Charlotte Observer sometime, or better yet, just read www.charlotte.com.  Stupidity runs a muck in Charlotte.

When we moved down here from Maryland I was glad that the people are nicer - yeap they are nicer, but I am convinced they are dumber.  The crimes that are on the nightly news are downright dumb-ass.  Now I know why so many of our neighbors have rifles in their homes.  Not guns mind you - rifles.  They are ready to blow your head off if you even think about coming on their property.  Me, I've got Adolf.  Yeap, he's the dog, man.  And he's a dang good one.  He is trained to have your ass for dinner if you even think of trespassing on our property unwelcome.  I thank the Lord for my wonderful dog every day, and yes, he has teeth.


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