The Serious Side of Big Bear

 The other night, Big Bear asked me to take his picture for his resume.  Of course, I obliged, and we set up the lights in the family room.  I thought his picture would look nice up against the red wall.  I told him I thought it would be "commanding" and speak "strength" and "Intelligence."  Hey!  I'm an artist, I'm supposed to say things like that!

 

Of course, once I started taking his picture I couldn't help but laugh.  

 

And, when I start ragging on Big Bear, he can't stop laughing either.  Okay, let's get serious.

 

Doesn't he look like he's going to kick my butt?  I could swear he was thinking "If you don't take this stinkin' picture and stop making me laugh, I'm going to have to hurt you."

 

"Very nice dear.  But, you may look too confident.  Kinda like 'I'm brilliant and I know it' look."

 

"Ah come on already!  Now who's being stupid?"

 

Now I like this picture.  Okay, dear, we're done.  Now get out of that snoot suit and build us a fire - and you know exactly what kind of fire I'm talkin' about too.